Laws.....We don't need no stinkin laws

There are some people out there, who believe laws are just an unnecessary obstacle that those stupid (insert either Gun-Toting or Treehugging) government officials put into effect to block the every day average joe from enjoying his god given freedoms.

 

Eat it Washington

Generally, I hate people like this almost as much as I hate Nickleback fans, but there is one group of people who I feel deserve to break the laws they did. You don't get any points for guessing, its the Ducks. Here are a couple of laws broken in D2 and why they are justifiable.

Law 1: Disturbing the Peace via rollerblading

First of all, when I do stumble across any kids skating in public I admit it does annoy the crap out of me but what annoys me even more are the people who are vocally against public skating. The people who put this law into effect must have been the people who wrote to the fictional Mister Wilson off of Dennis the Menace giving him pointers on how to get that little shit off his front yard.

 

Behold the end of the goddamn world!!

So with my feelings on this, I think the Ducks were totally justified in their reckless abandon when they went off the streets and into the mall. First off all, they were being rounded up for what is probably known as the the best reunion in sports history, they didn't have time take off their skates. After liberating Averman from the middle school hell we like to call a summer job, the three reunited pals decided to take a little stroll around the mall. Why because they can! They are about to go off an defend this countries hockey reputation, would you be mad if one of them stole your precious little hat you bought from the Dollar General? Any true American would answer with an emphatic HELL NO!!

Law 2: Arson

As the Ducks are coming back from their reconciliation with Coach Bombay after he acted like a grade A prick, Bombay wanted to show he had let his materialistic LA ways behind him and again embraced those good ol' Minnesota Values. And he did this they way any self respecting Minnesotan...Minnesotian...Minnesotite, person from Minnesota would, by sticking it in barrel and lighting that son of a bitch up! 

Now most people will say, hey didn't the Great London Fire start off with a minor event like this, well yes and honestly if Sweeney Todd is any indication of what life was like back then, well I don't see the problem with that.

Apparently, the sun didn't shine in England until after WWII, you're welcome UK.

Now, keep in mind the technological context in which this movie was shot. Power Point did not exist and especially when you are dealing with teenagers, any speech needs a visual aid. Bombay was simply doing his best to make a point to his eager eyed audience, I'd be hard pressed to find any collegiate speech professor who would disagree with me. Also its not like wide spread fires is nothing LA couldn't handle...

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Law 3: Inciting a riot

Now I personally love watching a good riot on TV, with the tear gas and breaking glass and the public beatings. However I do understand why a riot can be detrimental to society, remember that time you threw that house party and it ended up with all of your and your parents shit getting completely destroyed, thats essentially a riot. And unfortunately a riot is also a breeding ground of wrong place wrong time incidences, and honestly I feel safe knowing the fact that when I go out to get a burger, my car is not going to become a petrol bomb. 

But even when the bash brothers decided to incite a mini riot within the Pond over at Anaheim, it was for the a good reason. First of all sports are all about momentum, and as enforcers on the team, it was the bash brother's job to shift the momentum away from Iceland. Luckily, La is a place that knows how to handle itself during a riot.

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